Playful Grown-up Pillows

'Generally we don't provide separate wake up calls for little teddy bears.'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

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'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Rude Snowpeople

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'Shuck me.'

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"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"When we grow up we can eat snacks BEFORE dinner and call them hors d'oeuvres!"

Cupid

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

Just a little heads up!

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

"Dear, your father and I were thinking that maybe it's time you got a place of your own."