Fun-loving Adult Pillows

Bring Your Inner Child To Work Day

"My mom and her friends say coloring books bring out the kid in them."

'Clyde was a late bloomer.'

Swing Recliner.

As-Serious-As-a-Heart-Attack Putty

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

10 K Tail-Chase

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Bears going water skiing.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

true love.

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

Office Park

'Malty tasking.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Clown Happy Hour

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Whale Piñata.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."