Fun-loving Adult Pillows

'Clyde was a late bloomer.'

Swing Recliner.

As-Serious-As-a-Heart-Attack Putty

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Bears going water skiing.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

true love.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'Malty tasking.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Office Park

Clown Happy Hour

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Whale Piñata.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"