Adult Themes Pillows

Caution: This cartoon drama contains nudity and adult language.

WARNING: Contains Adult Themes

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'Where Are They Now?'

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

"Abra-Viagra."

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"Awake and doing great"

How to injury yourself as an adult

Secrets of Adulthood.

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"I know it hurts, Henry, but sooner of later everybody has to condo the home he grew up in."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

Ghost Porn

"I'm sorry guys – I guess at our age Truth or Dare is a little too fraught."

"Life is full of transitions...like from student loan to credit card debt."

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."

Uniporn

Good old-fashioned sex shop.