Adult Conversations Pillows

"At what point in my life did excitement turn into just another form of agitation?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Very Difficult Conversations

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"How about a hand."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Dialogue

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Time management office worker

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

A lesson in wit

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

"I find it a very good conversation starter."

'Sorry, what was that?'

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

"I'm sorry guys – I guess at our age Truth or Dare is a little too fraught."