Adult Conversations Mugs

"At what point in my life did excitement turn into just another form of agitation?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Very Difficult Conversations

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"How about a hand."

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Dialogue

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Time management office worker

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

A lesson in wit

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

"I find it a very good conversation starter."

'Sorry, what was that?'

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

"Stock photo, right?"