Adult Theme Appreciator T-Shirts

Good old-fashioned sex shop.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

FAQs.

Snapshots in Time

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Men dancing

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Rembrandt's Selfies

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

"There goes that creepy music again...

Librarian.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Couple in Grey

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"But first, our national anthem."

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

An old shoe in every bag!

Randy Newman.

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'Hey, we're in style!'

Internet Addict Anonymous

"And now baritone Robert Winkley will sing, with no apparent effort, 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

Regina Ilyinichna Spektor

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.