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"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Big screen TV.

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

Get a Life

"Abra-Viagra."

More Arts Council cuts...

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"Wait! It gets even crazier!"