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'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

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"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

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'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"I found this fabulous new shop."

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'Sure I eat three desserts but each trip I put only one dessert on my plate. That way I walk off the calories.'

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"When the President said each of us should ask 'What can I do for myself?' - Well, I just hopped in a cab and went right over to Saks."

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'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

"Someone told me that it might be 'World stuff your face full of chocolate day'."