Adult Cartoons Pillows

"The adult diapers I understand, but the adult binky..."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Houston, we have a problem."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Vaccines vs Variants

"John and Sidney work in human relations."

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"