Adult Cartoons Prints

"The adult diapers I understand, but the adult binky..."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Sloth 10K.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Management Reshuffle

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

"John and Sidney work in human relations."