Animated Cartoons Pillows

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

Scaring the birds.

'Are you trying to make me paranoid or something?'

Vegetabull.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Sloth 10K.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Management Reshuffle