Errand Organizer Pillows

'A shopping list is the closest thing we have to a remote control around here.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Face painting.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Face painting by numbers.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Sloth 10K.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Extra Long-jump

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

Frank's Bakery. Before we see your wedding cake

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'