Running Errands Pillows

'Can I get you anything, sir? Coffee, newspaper, shoemaker...?'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

God's Sticky Notes

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"One of you boys go help Mom with the groceries."

'A table for two?'

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

'Can I start you off with a nice soup bone?'

'Honey, I just ran into the store. Did you need me to pick anything up while I'm here?'

"Garlic Bread?"

"This is why I hate bringing you shopping."

"Fly over to the Grand Union and bring back the produce manager's tongue."

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."

'Samaritans, mission control'

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

Policeman wishing for lighter food than meat in hot weather

'Put it on my 'to do' list...'

'I still don't know how you got a booking here Bryan.'

"Here, this might fit."

"It was dry cleaned when I picked it up."

'I'm going downtown -- can I swipe you anything?'

"We go on daily walks too, but my master is a creature of habit: we take exactly the same route every single time..."

'Oh, come on! you know I can't read.'

"Soup of the day."