Errands Pillows

'Honey, I just ran into the store. Did you need me to pick anything up while I'm here?'

"One of you boys go help Mom with the groceries."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Now I really hate poetry."

'No ice.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

We'll have Manhattans...

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Join me in a Martini?

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour