Earrings Pillows

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Local Knowledge

'You lifted your head.'

Rare Books

Ice fisher.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"River well stocked this year."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Man fishing with large bait

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Reverse psychology

Couple of Pikeys.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Fishing from the Pier

"Touché"

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Fly fishing.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

Slug Bait- snails love it

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Kissing the Fish