Errand Enthusiast Pillows

Errands: the Magazine for the Errands Life Style

'Honey, I just ran into the store. Did you need me to pick anything up while I'm here?'

"One of you boys go help Mom with the groceries."

'Don't worry. I'll be back in a little bit. I have some errands to run.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

Tunnel of Like.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Bad times to sneeze

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

JAMES BONDING

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

100k Desert Crawl

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'