Errand Enthusiast Prints

Errands: the Magazine for the Errands Life Style

'Honey, I just ran into the store. Did you need me to pick anything up while I'm here?'

"One of you boys go help Mom with the groceries."

'Don't worry. I'll be back in a little bit. I have some errands to run.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

Tunnel of Like.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

Public footpath on a desert island.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

JAMES BONDING

Bad times to sneeze

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

100k Desert Crawl

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.