Errand Runner Prints

"This is why I hate bringing you shopping."

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

'Who's kidding?'

'I'll just drive to the out of town supermarket, get some tea bags, milk and sugar, call in and see if Mother's alright, and make us a cup of tea whilst the adverts are on dear...'

'Hurry this note to the abbot.'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Wilfried Zaha

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"One of you boys go help Mom with the groceries."

'Well, did you win or what?'

A number of runners run through police tape.

Congratulations for male runner

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"We ran into a marathon."

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Portrait finish.

"I have bad knees."