Magical Errand Runner Pillows

"Fly over to the Grand Union and bring back the produce manager's tongue."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

ET Mishap

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Running

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Town Planning Department

'Are we having fun yet?'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

Marathon of love

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Marathon costume

"One of you boys go help Mom with the groceries."

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

Runner buys ice cream during race.

'Honey, I just ran into the store. Did you need me to pick anything up while I'm here?'

"If you can fill these out before you pass away we can move on to stage two of your claim."

Non-Cancer Survivor

Vampire Running In A Marathon

"This is why I hate bringing you shopping."

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

Running Stairs

'Here we have a timetable for setting a target for when we can confirm a target for getting rid of more targets!'

Prank gun starts joke shop-sponsored race.

'The job can normally be done in 40 hours a week, a few more if you have to actually see any patients!'

Annual Run Like a Penguin Marathon.

Ophidiophobic Society 10k Run.