Errand Organizer Mugs

'A shopping list is the closest thing we have to a remote control around here.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Face painting.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Face painting by numbers.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Extra Long-jump

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"