Agenda Organizer Mugs

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

A catch-all is born.

"Progress is coming right along!"

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"If there's no further old business, we'll move along to new business."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

Clock in, Clock out.

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'I feel more secure surrounded by things.'

To do list

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up