Errand Runners Mugs

'I'm going downtown -- can I swipe you anything?'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Stress'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Wilfried Zaha

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

Congratulations for male runner

'Well, did you win or what?'

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"One of you boys go help Mom with the groceries."

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

Portrait finish.

"We ran into a marathon."

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"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."