'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'
Erotica Writer Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful and playful gift for the erotica writer? Our collection features humor-infused items that celebrate their passion for storytelling and creative flair. Whether they’re an aspiring author or a seasoned novelist, these gifts add a touch of fun and encouragement to their writing space. Ideal for birthdays, milestones, or just because, our products are designed to inspire and amuse with a little spicy wit.
Use your imagination.
Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.
"Are you willing to work the night shift?"
Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.
The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries
"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."
Over 50 shades of grey available.
'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'
Gag - a graphic novel
Sex Section in the Library
"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."
'They've agreed to our 3-book, 7-figure offer, but only if you remain obscene and obnoxious through book 2.'
Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.
Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing
"Not tonight. I've been exhausted since chapter three."
Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"
A caveman looks at erotic paintings
The Legacy of 50 Shades of Grey: 'Stay calm madam we will have you out of there in no time.'
"I never nap. Such a waste of life. Besides, if I spend all my time napping, I won't finish my graphic novel."
'Santa is real, but I can't decide if he is the New Black or 50 Shades of Grey!'
Bird gets a lift from surprised superhero!
Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....
A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey
"Put down that sad soft porn for middle-aged women and come to bed."
Erotic Literature: 'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'
"What's this? 51 shades of grey?!"
"Perhaps it's time we stop reading about sex and just go to sleep."
"The only 'Red Room of Pain' I've ever been in is the bank manager's office."
'I'm sorry to tell you but your wife has been unfaithful to us.'
"'A writer?' she gasped, her perky breasts heaving. 'God I love writers!'"
"How come we never collide with the burning heat of a thousand fires?"
50 Shades of Hay
! Menu. Menu with Erotic Illustrations.
"Some creative criticism, hom: less Sophie Crumb, more Marjan Satrapi."
Erotica Writer Gifts Collection
Erotica Writer Mugs
Explore our collection of playful mugs designed for erotica writers—adding a dash of humor to their coffee breaks and late-night writing sessions.
Erotica Writer Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows perfect for erotica writers—adding a humorous and inspiring touch to their favorite reading or writing corner.
Erotica Writer Prints
Discover our captivating prints that celebrate storytelling and wit—ideal for brightening up any writer’s space with a bit of playful charm.
Erotica Writer T-Shirts
Check out our cheeky t-shirts for erotica writers—bringing a fun and witty vibe to their casual wardrobe.