Erotica Explorer Gifts

A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey

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Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

50 Shades of Hay

Bright idea

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Baby rocks!

There is No Planet C

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Brainstorm in progress.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Boys Cooking

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Single men in Tahiti

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

The Scenic Route

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

Gender Symbols

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"