Erotica Explorer Mugs

A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

50 Shades of Hay

Bright idea

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

There is No Planet C

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Baby rocks!

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Brainstorm in progress.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Boys Cooking

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Single men in Tahiti

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

The Scenic Route

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

'What luck!'

Lambo

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"