Erotic Art Gifts

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Use your imagination.

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Over 50 shades of grey available.

Tattoos sagging with time

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Maternity tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"Meow...."

The Coffee Tattoo

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Operation Tattoo

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

Orange navel has ring

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'Psst...check out the freak.'

Man with many tattoos.

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

"...so you'll finish it off with a felt tip."

Success often means distracting the competition.

My parents went to a t-shirt shop and all they got me was this lousy tattoo.

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing