Erotic Art Pillows

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Use your imagination.

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Tattoos sagging with time

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Maternity tattoos

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

The Coffee Tattoo

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"Meow...."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

Orange navel has ring

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'Psst...check out the freak.'

Success often means distracting the competition.

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

My parents went to a t-shirt shop and all they got me was this lousy tattoo.

Man at job interview has spider-web, skull and dagger cartoons on his face. He says: 'I really don't think a few tattoos matter, in this day and age.'

'It's a military tattoo!'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"...so you'll finish it off with a felt tip."

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

Man with many tattoos.