Eraser Enthusiast Gifts

"As soon as he comes around the corner we rub him out ok?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

Out of Emergency into Doctor's Lounge

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

'We dreamed of this day and it's finally here... Behold the 'anti-Sandler ray'!'

Internet Name Tags.

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

Life in the Fast Lane.

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"Escher?"

Footballers - Ray Parlour

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

"You must be the cannon cleaner."

'I and my Blog'

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.