Aerosol Spray Enthusiasts Gifts

"Remember the good ole days when the worst we had to fear was aerosol sprays?"

Man using to much bug spray

You must be this tall.

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

Cow Pilot.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"You must be the demolition team."

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

'I need something to spill.'

"Oh no!"

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

Trapeze artists.

"What are you in for?" "Tagging."

"I've got graffiti writer's block."

"No, no, Timmy. Not that one. I'm saving that one for last."

'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the himalayas.'

Wasp being sprayed.

'Hey,everybody - Shower time!'

"You bought an airbrush?"

'I take it you're new to painting miniatures?'

Steven Tyler

"Dad, since I have an airbrush...maybe I can help make our Christmas cards this year!"

'I was toast, man. He spun and drove down the baseline right for the hoop. Thank goodness for pepper spray.'

Legalizing Big Fireworks.