Epos Systems Specialist Gifts

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Online Shopping.

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Ever Given

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"I got it from eBay."

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

"I'm not looking forward to telling the 300 salesmen we're going to start selling on the internet."

'So far we've only managed to grab this one little piece of the web commerce puzzle.'

Exportation and importation in Cuba

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"Have you been trying to fix this yourself."

"You're dragging the beat."

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.