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'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Online Shopping.

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Ever Given

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"I got it from eBay."

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"I'm not looking forward to telling the 300 salesmen we're going to start selling on the internet."

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

'So far we've only managed to grab this one little piece of the web commerce puzzle.'

Exportation and importation in Cuba

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"Have you been trying to fix this yourself."

"You're dragging the beat."

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.