Emergency System Operator T-Shirts

'This has NOT been a test- we just like to annoy you with irritating noises!'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Coronavirus Global Alert

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Ticket and passport, please."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'