Epa Worker Gifts

'I think we should report this coffee to the environmental inspector.'

Mario Draghi

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Where's my glove?'

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

Black Hole Corks

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"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'Of course the Smiths have more than we do. His wife works.'

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

Will work for manure.