Environmental Crisis Awareness Gifts

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

North Pole

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Polluted geese

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Man using to much bug spray

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Smokey The Tree"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Noise Pollution

Climate Change

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

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