Environmental Care Gifts

Children with fingers in dam at Amsterdam day care center

Organic Filing

"I can never remember which bin day it is so I just stick 'em all out."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'Try no. 179 - fresh, instant, none of this packaging.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Climate Crisis

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'I blame global warming!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Government a la Carte

Evolution.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."