Environmental Care Gifts

Children with fingers in dam at Amsterdam day care center

Organic Filing

"I can never remember which bin day it is so I just stick 'em all out."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'Try no. 179 - fresh, instant, none of this packaging.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Evolution.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."