Environmental Advisor Gifts

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Environmentalist

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Climate Crisis

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'I blame global warming!'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

New Road Signs to Watch For:

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Government a la Carte

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Water company bonus.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.