Environmental Advisor Gifts

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'I blame global warming!'

Climate Crisis

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Water company bonus.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Environment policy.