Entitlement Enthusiasts Gifts

"I hope I never lose my sense of entitlement."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Wal-Mart Ruling

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

Reception - I believe you wanted to see the man in charge.

Todays Sermon: 'Can our entitlements be saved?'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

Continental marshal

'I don't need your love. I need a 401 (k) and health insurance.'

Employee Benefits

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

'With 13 holidays per year, 2 weeks sick leave, 2 coffee break each day, 4 weeks vacation a year, 80% of ife and health insurance, profit sharing, including various discounts and you still want a salary?'

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to vote for a guaranteed minimum allowance."

"I've half a mind to complain."

'Even with free medical, dental, room and board, I'm still not making it on this allowance.'

'You know what I like about being the boss? I can take as long as I like to make a snap decision.'

Call me Nancy.

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

"Oops...nothing but IOUs I never paid back!"