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"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Big screen TV.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Hooray for Bollywood!

Music Hall Dancers

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

Medieval headlines.

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"