Entertainment Industry Fan Pillows

Bob Odenkirk

Showbiz Awards

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Reese Witherspoon

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Big screen TV.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Hooray for Bollywood!

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Music Hall Dancers

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Jim Carrey,

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

Starvation Watching

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Medieval headlines.