Entertainment Controller Pillows

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'There's nothing on.'

American Idle.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Homo Zapiens

Cat gets a hole in one

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

How the goat got square eyes.

Penguin Remote

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"Hmmm... Just what I figured: a universal remote!"

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Inactive wear store.

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

Remote control wars.

Love is when you watch television together.

"In da house"

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."