Entertainment Controller Prints

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'There's nothing on.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Homo Zapiens

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Cat gets a hole in one

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

How the goat got square eyes.

Penguin Remote

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Hmmm... Just what I figured: a universal remote!"

Remote control wars.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

Inactive wear store.

"In da house"

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."