Sound Control Prints

Ding and Dong.

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

At the rock concert...

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Subwoofer

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

It's an iphone rehearsal.

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Kissing Prompt

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.