England Football Follower Pillows

Suicide swords for the England football team.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Raheem Sterling

'...I don't like your chances!'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"He's in training for the World Cup."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

Martin O'Neill

England footballers 'Playing Away'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Roy Hodgson

Victim support

Audience wearing head gear "I see Botham's batting again"

Lawrence Dallaglio

Marcus Smith

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

Leo Tolstoy tries the sports market

John Terry

"I'm going to the house what England winning the World Cup, luckily the house doesn't belong to me."

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

'I'm sorry...Commissioner who?'

Forever Football Fan

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

Super Bowl Media Day 2013

Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.

'Just 3 problems with the England team - they can't bat, can't bowl and can't field!'

England rugby squad hit losing streak: 'A bit like the one they hit from the early 80's to the late 90's.'

'I thought the government had abolished blood sports.'

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'