England Football Follower T-Shirts

Suicide swords for the England football team.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'...I don't like your chances!'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

England footballers 'Playing Away'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Victim support

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

Marcus Smith

Leo Tolstoy tries the sports market

Audience wearing head gear "I see Botham's batting again"

Forever Football Fan

'Just 3 problems with the England team - they can't bat, can't bowl and can't field!'

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.

'I'm sorry...Commissioner who?'

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

England rugby squad hit losing streak: 'A bit like the one they hit from the early 80's to the late 90's.'

'I thought the government had abolished blood sports.'

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

She either supports England or she needs to see a vet!