England Gifts

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Happy St George's Day.

Wayne Rooney

World Cup Fever

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Sometimes Y Turn

'...I don't like your chances!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Plain English group.

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

A Semicolon.

'And I thought I went on and on...'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Jeremy Corbyn

"He's in training for the World Cup."

Grammarian.

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'Vocabulary'?'

King Richard I

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

Phonetic Man