England Gifts

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Happy St George's Day.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Sometimes Y Turn

'...I don't like your chances!'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

Plain English group.

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

A Semicolon.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Jeremy Corbyn

Grammarian.

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'Vocabulary'?'

King Richard I

"Relax. They come in pieces."

'Oh, no, not another spelling bee!'

'....and in this ward, a school teacher, teaches English - bad car crash - his pupils have already been in to see him.'

Phonetic Man

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.