English Culture Gifts

Morris Men Behaving Badly

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Louis Armstrong

Great Chinese Dynasties

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Woman carries the world.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Culture Saturday

The height of fashion in 1796

Honoré de Balzac

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Now that's an afro!'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Great British Eccentrics.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Yes, all at once!'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Baroque Peacock

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"