English Traditions Gifts

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Pearly King and Queen

"I love these old decorations!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Out of kilter.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"It was her mothers"

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Baptism Then and Now

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

Midwest Winter Items.

Christmas on Other Planets.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Shall I be mother?