English Culture Aficionado Gifts

The British Lion Roused

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

Two men view mushroom cloud 'Oh,damn...well,I suppose that means no play after tea'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

The Selfie

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

Edward Elgar.

Hoxton map.

Michael Caine

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

Elizabeth II

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad."

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Bernard Levin

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

Dua Lipa caricature

Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

Marcello Mastroianni.

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

King Richard I

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

"It's the racket season again!"

Phonetic Man