English History Gifts

Charles II

"All right...hands up who loathes the welsh"

'The dating agency has been in touch- you've been getting some less than positive feedback.'

King Richard I

Henry VIII

Eadred

'I just dreamed you were my Queen and I was King Henry VIII.'

Queen Mary II

Lord Longford

'You never knew your father - He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and he fell in the moat.'

King Henry

Henry VIII

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Anti-Agent

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Louis Armstrong

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Remote control pirate bully

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Gender Equality

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'