English History Buffs Gifts

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Sir Winston Churchill

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

King George I

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

The First Fire Stick

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Sundial Time

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

Lord George brings news of the debate

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

The Evolution Of Man.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'